Hey! Maybe I should debate Obama!
Since The One isn’t willing to debate a deaf, drug addled, fat man, maybe he would debate me. After all, I cast as big a shadow as El Rushbo.
I don’t have great depth of knowledge. I have no executive experience. I haven’t accomplished anything in government. Some would say I haven’t accomplished a whole lot, period. I’m an unimaginitive political ideologue. I can’t even read a teleprompter (reading and talking at the same time is too much multitasking). It would pretty much be a match between peers. Of course, I do have adult experience working in foreign countries. He may consider that an unfair advantage.
I wonder who’s hand would be up his backside making his mouth move?
PS: I have a face made for radio, a voice made for silent movies and a body made to anchor dirigibles in strong winds so he doesn’t have to fear that I will overshadow his luminence.