Obama’s next award
An Oscar…for playing the President of the United States, because we know he’s not one in real life.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts says that won’t happen because they don’t politicize the Oscars.
You may pick yourself up off the floor now, I’ll wait.
Also waiting in the wings: The College of Cardinals is going to impeach Pope Benedict X and install Obama as Pope. It doesn’t matter than Obama is not Catholic. He transcends mere religion. After all, he has partnered with God in matters of life and death.
Is it too much to repeat for the umpteenth time that the Nobel Peace Prize Committee has long since ceased to provide anything to the world except fodder for late night comedians.